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Automotive Kamasutra: Ultimate Guidance

Discussione in 'Off-Topic' iniziata da SIMOSBRAZ, 18 Gennaio 2011.

  1. SIMOSBRAZ

    SIMOSBRAZ Amministratore Delegato BMW

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    ....non so se sia gia stata postata in passato , ma puo' tornare utile .... :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

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    Automotive Kamasutra: Ultimate Guidance
    Well, have a look at the instruction how to make sex� in a car and not become a cripple.
    The posture: I want it now
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    Judging by the astonished eyes of the girl, the male just forgot about the steering wheel and “attacked” her.

    • Pluses: the spontaneous decision to make sex add spice to your relationships
    • Minuses: If you have forgotten to handbrake your tuning car and it slowly drifts down the street � the spice is even more evident
    The posture: autoschool
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    Sit your girl on top of you

    • Pluses: Combine the pleasant with the useful � sex and studies
    • Minuses: don’t get carried away too much by one of the things or you risk being deprived of either orgasm or your car
    The posture: backseat
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    You lay on your back, the girl is on top of you

    • Pluses: it is comfortable and pleasant, you don’t exert yourself
    • Minuses: Judging by the face of the male, the girl simply strangles him with the breasts. Don’t let it happen!
    The posture: A god in the window
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    Doggy-style

    • Pluses: All the doggy style posture pluses
    • Minuses: Judging by the expression of the female’s face her mom has just passed by
    The posture: Leak-in
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    • Pluses: all the pluses of the average 69
    • Minuses: both the male and female see only one thing. Don�t forget to lock the car
    The Posture: Sideways
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    • Pluses: the posture for the lazy, very comfortable, may use some auto accessories
    • Minuses: the individuals with huge waist is hard to move in the back seats
    The posture: You - Me
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    The posture: Overhaul
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    • Pluses: quite comfortable
    • Minuses: quite comfortable is you are in a forest
    The posture: Breathe out
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    • Pluses: all the features of the posture
    • Minuses: None
    The Posture: Trolleybus
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    • Pluses: deep penetration
    The posture: CO2 test
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    • Pluses: you can look out of the windows
    • Minuses: your ass looks out of the windows as well
    The posture: safety baloons
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    • Pluses: the girl is on top
    • Minuses: you can damage the top of the car
    The posture: Helicopter
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    • Pluses: deep penetration
    • Minuses: you can beat David Copperfield with all his tricks if you will be able to take you legs from under the front seats after sex!
     
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  2. luka20

    luka20 Amministratore Delegato BMW

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    Ahahahahaha...bellissimo...
     

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