ho acquistato da poco BMW 330 XD Touring e46 Grande forum ho sbirciato e siete stati già utili e simpatici......ho caricato 2 foto per farvela vedere spero di non aver sbagliato qualcosa...............a presto.....
benvenuto! Le foto purtroppo non si vedono, guarda nella mia firma, c'è un link al tutorial per inserire le immagini.
Oh Lord..._54 Oh Lord... One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What`s the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you`ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals,Red Spider sex medicineand that hilarious comedy snake, but I`m just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?", comes the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I`m sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What`s a `man,` Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all he`ll give you a hard time. But he`ll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you, he`ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Yeah, well. He`s better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But you can have him on one condition." "What`s that, Lord?" "You`ll have to let him believe that I made him first."
